Halloween Candy Apple Pie & Coffee

The picture on the left is posted in the spirit of Halloween. The only thing scarier than Donald Rumsfeld is Donald Rumsfeld poking at his own brain through his eyes. He looks like he's up to at least one nuckle. I thought he was human, but also an unscrupulous bastard who may also be a psychopath. Now I'm thinking that he may be a cyborg. Intelligent people can disagree. I've seen most of his press conferences, and there is an electricity in the air as he doubletalks his way past Helen Thomas, Dana Bash, and other journalists. It's like watching a baboon fart the Star-Spangled Banner while walking across a tightrope. It's disgusting and ridiculous, but you have to appreciate the spectacle of it.

George Bush, on the other hand, is an abomination. Like that kid in The Omen who drives the poor monkeys at the zoo crazy. Everyone feels vaguely ill at ease in his company and just wants to get away from the black void that occupies the space where his soul should be. I can't imagine what it's like to actually be in the room with him. Yikes. The way he earnestly repeats absurd claims about the war over and over again. It just can't be good. Chavez was onto something. He may not be El Diablo, but he's at least a lesser demon of some kind.

Either that or he's just a fucking idiot who was propped up by Karl Rove.

Anyway. Enjoy your Halloween, everyone. Eat some candy, smash a pumpkin, all that good stuff.