Thursday, August 25, 2005
Anal Sex Test Used By Real Anal Sex Gurus
Find out if you enjoy anal sex in 4 simple steps!
For continuity reasons, this has to be done with the same partner:
1. Have sex ten times and rate each time on a scale of 1-10.
2. Eliminate your best sexual experience and your worst, develop a mean number rating.
3. Shove something up your ass.
4. Repeat the first two steps.
If your mean rating is higher after shoving a lamp or something up your ass, you like anal sex!
Here are my results...
Initial mean rating of 49
(marble ashtray then shoved up my ass)
Secondary mean rating of 3
Therefore, I don't like anal sex...at least not when using a dirty ashtray with a cigarette still burning in it.