Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Stoned Coffee

It's all about the stones today, folks. Watch the video and find out how to keep your coffee hot using a boiled or microwaved stone. The gratuitous picture of an attractive woman's back is simply to demonstrate the many uses of a hot stone. Yeah. The stone I used is about the size of the one sitting on her T6 thoracic vertebra. The one in the middle. Be sure to buy a travel mug with a cover before trying my trick, or you'll knock your fucking teeth out.

Good evening, friends and comrades!

Fun Fact: In Boston, a convenience store where one can get coffee is usually called a, "Spa." The store just up the street is called, "Boyle's Spa." This confuses Nancy, and a lot of tourists.


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