Silly Med Prosthetics

Here we see prosthetic testicles made by a company called, "SiliMed." I kid you not. I'm not sure why anyone who isn't actually in the porn industry would want such a thing, but apparently many men do. If only I could have mine set up to as a change purse, or just another pocket. Perhaps a place to keep an emergency condom...in my scrotal pocket. My urologist did mention the possible use of a pair of silicom balls to me, but I rejected due to the nagging presence of a modicum of self-respect. Plus, who besides my girlfriend is going to see them? They're not like breast implants, where everyone can gaze in awe and wonder at a pair of perfect breasts. And I can't imagine coming out of the shower at the YMCA and hearing a fellow say, "Hey, man, those are some nice, symmetrical balls you have there!" Not without starting a nasty fight, anyway. There just aren't enough people looking at my scrotum to justify prosthetic balls. Perhaps if I join a nudist colony, or get as famous as Paris Hilton and need to look get for when I get out of my limo without underwear on.