The time has come for your friend, buddy and pal, Darren William Victor Lyle, to head into soltude. To protect the innocent, I'll refrain from naming the people involved in the event that led to my insistence upon leaving people behind and becoming a true Hermit. Hermit. Hermit. Hermit. That is me. I must stop talking to people. I must stop.
My name is Darren William Victor Lyle and I'm unlikable.