A Mighty Name

Yeah, depression is fun. Anyway, my brother asked me if I have any ideas for a name for his new puppy. The puppy is adorable, and very small (about the size of a book of matches), and is a cross between a poodle and something else...a marmoset, I think. Regardless, I have a recommendation. "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch," is grand, and is the real name of a town in Wales. It's a bitch to pronounce, but it will do wonders for his confidence. Nobody will forget a dog with a handle like that.